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After his space ship crashes on a deserted island, Tony (Larry Hagman) finds an ancient looking bottle and out pops a gorgeous genie named Jeannie (Barbara Eden).  Jeannie had been trapped in her bottle for 2500 years and was more than excited and grateful to be released.  She blinks a helicopter into existence, Tony gets rescued and later he finds out he was not dreaming, Jeannie was real and wants to live with him.  I could never understand why Tony saw Jeannie as a problem but then again, I’m no poof, as they say across the pond.  As a young man watching this show growing up, how I wished I would have had a Jeanie.  I wouldn’t have even cared if she didn’t have any magical powers, although that would make things a lot more interesting.  The first show aired on this day September 18, 1965.  The first video from beachranger9847 is a short scene from the classic first episode, the second video from rangernomad001 shows Barbara Eden’s beauty.  My Barbara Eden post.  enjoy!

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A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a wire and you shoot one of them down, how many will be left?”  Little Johnny replies, “None, the rest will fly away”  The teacher replies “The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking”

Little Johnny asks his teacher “Three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop. the second is gobbing down the top and sucking the cone and the third is biting off the top of the ice cream, which one is married?”

The teacher embarrassed and blushing said “I suppose the one that is gobbing down the top and sucking the cone”  Little Johnny said “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your answer.”

Thanks to RedEyeRecap.

Greg Gutfeld gives his gut feeling on the new Osama video. 

Thanks to RedEyeRecap for the video.  Run time 1:43

“You know stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through”

“Relax the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while”

“If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document”

“If you run,you’ll only go to jail tired”

“You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”

“Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I’m warning you not to do that again, or I’ll give you another ticket”

“Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs, and step in monkey crap”

“Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven”

“How big were those ‘Just two beers’ you said you had?”

and the winner is…

“You didn’t think we give pretty woman tickets? You’re right, we don’t.  Sign here!”

This has got to be the funniest movie Ihave ever seen, “Friday.”  Since it is Friday and Chris Tucker happend to be born on this day August 31, 1972, I thought this 12 second video fit perfect.  Thanks to MzLaidBack for the video.